Embrace Your Inner Brewmaster
Are you a connoisseur of hops and barley? Do you turn your nose up at the mere mention of mass-produced suds? Then our “Life’s Too Short To Drink Shitty Beer” T-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe! Crafted from the finest 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as smooth as your favorite pint.
Features:
- Lightweight Fabric: At just 4.2 oz, it’s like wearing a cloud made of dreams and good taste.
- Retail Fit: Tailored for those who appreciate a fine lager as much as a fine garment.
- Crew Neckline: Classic cut for a timeless look. It’s like the little black dress of beer shirts.
- Sustainable Manufacturing: Feel good inside and out knowing your shirt is ethically made.
- Tear-Away Label: Nothing should irritate you, not even a tag, when you’re enjoying your ale.
Fashion Pairing: Best served with a pair of comfy jeans and a frothy mug in hand. Whether you’re lounging at home or out impressing fellow beer lovers, this shirt will have you looking ‘hoppin’ good!
Care Instructions: Wash cold, like a delicate ale. Tumble dry low, like the murmur of a distant tavern. Do not iron the print, or you’ll flatten the hops!
So, raise a glass and make a toast to the best beer (and the best beer shirt) you’ll ever have!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |