It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a giggle, and a hug for your torso all rolled into one. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is softer than a politician’s promise and more reliable too!
- Fit & Fab: With its classic unisex design, it snuggles men and women alike in comfort while making you look like a million bucks (inflation adjusted).
- Quality Print: The hilarious text won’t fade faster than your memories of last night’s party.
- Eco & Ethical: Made by Bella+Canvas, because we care about our planet as much as you do. No sweatshops, no nonsense!
- Allergy-Friendly: The tear-away label means no itchiness or ancient curses.
So why wait? Let the world know where you stand – somewhere between patriotic fervor and needing a good laugh!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 33.98 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.62 | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 | 10.79 | 11.18 |